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Welcome To Planet Earth

from Welcome To Planet Earth by Walking Doctor Tonnan

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Welcome to Planet Earth. It’s a pleasure to meet you at your birth
Now we’ve got a lot of problems we’d like you to solve
But don’t worry too much, you don’t have to get involved

Well, we’ve got plenty of slaughter but not enough schools
Hell, we’ve got plenty of water but too many fools
We’ve got seven billion people with acute frustration
Bored with a heaven full of mass altercation

Welcome to Planet Earth! It’s a pleasure to meet you at your birth
Now we’ve got a lot of problems we’d like you to solve
But don’t worry too much, you don’t have to get involved

Now let me introduce you to some of the people on the street
You probably won’t like them, but you might as well meet
I’m the Queen Mother of the United States
This is my brother; we clean plates

This is a woman; she is your date. Oh, you’re inflating with lust!
I trust you can’t wait! Oh my God, the date’s blown up.
Well, good job it’s the chorus, let’s turn the sound up.

Welcome to Planet Earth! It’s a pleasure to meet you at your birth
Now we’ve got a lot of problems we’d like you to solve
But don’t worry too much, you don’t have to get involved

This is bedding. This is Muriel.
I’m an actor. This is some cereal.
I’m at a wedding. I’m at a funeral.
This is a tractor. This is a urinal.

And I’m a singer and I wrote this song.
Now wouldn’t it be great if y’all clapped along?

Welcome to Planet Earth!
It’s a pleasure to meet you at your birth
Hey, yeah that’s right!!
Welcome to Planet Earth!
It’s a pleasure to meet you at your birth
Now we’ve got a lot of problems we’d like you to solve
But don’t worry too much, you don’t have to get involved
[I know you’ve some questions you want to ask
I’ve tried to explain but it’s a very big task].

This is the original demo of the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLZh79wSbOg

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from Welcome To Planet Earth, released August 6, 2020

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